Saturday, June Eighteenth, late morning, Walli-Wo island
time
Princess Lulu had been a bit of a pill at breakfast. She pretended she wasn’t even aware that Alex
was at the table. Alex was mildly
impressed by how convincing she was, since it was such a small table. Given a choice between getting the silent
treatment, and having to fend off another enthusiastic, if one-sided, game of
footsie with a randy princess, well, the silent treatment was just fine.
Meanwhile, breakfast in the storm shelter was every bit as
tasty as breakfast in the great hall had been.
It turned out that King Lemmy was also a mean fry cook.
King Lemmy didn’t seem to notice that Lulu was giving Alex
the cold shoulder, and he chatted amicably with Alex and Bruce as they ate.
Afterwards, while Alex was walking back to his bedroom, he
heard Lulu behind him.
She said softly, but sharply, “I can’t believe you locked me
out of your bedroom last night.”
I wish I’d thought to start locking my bedroom door the
first night I was here, Alex thought, but did not say. Instead, he said, “Sorry Lulu. Call me old-fashioned.”
She blew a raspberry at him, and stormed off to her own
room. Apparently she was angry enough
that she didn’t even want to pinch his butt.
Alex was completely OK with that. He and his unmolested butt went back to his
bedroom, and hopped in the shower.
During breakfast, Bruce had mentioned that the storm would
probably pass later in the morning.
While Alex was in the shower, he wondered where he should start
searching for King Lemmy’s great great grandfather, and suddenly the previous
night’s dream came back to him in a rush.
The statues, King Lemmy’s ancestors, had told Alex where to find King
Lemmy’s missing great great grandfather.
After they’d told him everything they knew, Alex had asked,
“Why didn’t you tell King Lemmy about this directly?”
“We will, if we have to,” the statue that seemed to be
acting as spokesperson for the group said.
“But the reason we hadn’t already told him was that we were all
exhausted from fighting off the intruder.
Just talking to you is tiring, and we don’t even have to do anything,
physically that is, to communicate with you.
Imagine how much effort it takes to smash out a door.”
“There’s a bunch of you, though. Why not chase down Harry yourselves?” Alex
said.
“Because we were exhausted, like I just told you, and
because we don’t have legs. You try
hopping quickly after someone who is panicked and running away,” the statue
said.
“Good point,” Alex said.
After that, his memory of the dream got hazy and weird. At least he knew where to find the missing
statue now.
Well, unless it had all just been a strange dream. In which case, he could be going on a wild
goose chase.
On one of his quarter hourly walks past the weather data
center, he noticed that the winds seemed to have slowed down
significantly. It looked like the rain
was calming down too. Hopefully, that
meant that the storm would actually be done soon, and he’d be able to get out
of the luxury bunker he was stuck in at the moment.
He’d read all of the Reader’s Digest magazines he’d found,
and was starting to wonder if he was going to have to decide between reading,
“Island Heat” and “Wicked Summer Nights,” to pass the time. Both of them appeared to be set on tropical
islands. Alex wondered if all of these
romance novels were the property of Lulu, or if there had been another romance
fan in the household. Or if they’d just
kind of accumulated in the closet without ever actually having been purchased,
the way cheap paperback books seem to do.
Alex wondered briefly if paperbacks bred when they weren’t being
observed.
It was definitely time to get out of the storm shelter.
Alex decided that perhaps the thing to do was to sit down
and try meditating again. It would be a
way to pass the time, at least. He found
a comfy spot, closed his eyes, and started taking some deep breaths.
He promptly fell fast asleep again.
He woke up to Bruce saying, “Mr. Minor, the storm has
passed. We can head back up to King Lemmy’s
house now.”
Alex blinked a few times to clear the sleep out of his eyes,
and saw that King Lemmy and Lulu were both present as well. King Lemmy seemed amused, and Lulu was still
ignoring him.
“Great!” Alex said.
“I’m ready, let’s go.”
Back upstairs in the main part of King Lemmy’s home, Lulu
promptly vanished. Alex and Bruce walked
through the house with King Lemmy, then outside, checking for storm
damage. Things had definitely been
blown around outside, but apart from some wet places around the as-yet
unrepaired doors, everything appeared to be just fine.
Once King Lemmy was satisfied that all was essentially well
with his home, Alex took him aside and said, “I had the strangest dream last
night. I think I know where your great
great grandfather is, and I think I know who took him. But it might have just been a dream, and I
hate to waste your time because of my imagination.”
King Lemmy looked at Alex and said, “Tell me about your
dream.”
Alex told him about talking with the statues, and their explanation
about where his great great grandfather had wound up.
“This is very interesting,” King Lemmy said. “My ancestors do not speak often, and I am
not aware of another time that they have spoken with someone outside of the
family.”
“They seem to think I would make a good king,” Alex said.
King Lemmy laughed and said, “Of course they do. You will make a great king! But, who did they
say was responsible?”
“I don’t want to tell you yet,” Alex said. “If it turns out it was only a dream, I don’t
want to accuse an innocent person. I’ll
tell you after we find your great great grandfather.”
King Lemmy gave Alex a knowing smile, and after a pause
said, “Yes, you will make a great king.
Go and find my great great grandfather.
I must see to my people now that the storm has passed.”
Alex found Bruce again, and asked him to come with to search
for the missing statue.
“How come?” Bruce said.
“I kind of want to go check over the plane more than I want to go look
for that statue, Mr. Minor.”
“Because,” Alex said, “The islanders are already pissed off
at the outsiders. They’re not going to
be happy seeing you getting the plane ready to leave. And also, the islanders are pissed off at the
outsiders at the moment. That’s us. I’d like to have someone else along, just in
case someone decides they need to express their anger by kicking my ass while
I’m off by myself.”
“OK, I guess that makes sense,” Bruce said. “Let’s go find King Lemmy’s great great
grandpa.”
Walli-Wo is not a large island. It only took Alex and Bruce a couple of
minutes to get from King Lemmy’s home to the western coast of the island.
“OK, which tree is it?” Bruce said.
“I don’t know, we’re going to have to search a little,” Alex
said.
It seemed, however, that the storm had actually done them a favor. The high winds had blown away a great many of
the leaves and branches on the trees, and it only took a couple of minutes to
spot a grey statue lodged in the crook of a nearby tree.
“Wow,” Alex said.
“That ended up being way easier than I’d expected.”
“Hooray for that. I
still need to check over the plane, you know,” Bruce said.
“I know, I know. Help
me get this out of the tree and back to King Lemmy’s house,” Alex said.
Getting back to King Lemmy’s home took significantly longer
than getting to the beach had, since they were lugging a heavy statue this
time.
“How did this thing wind up in that tree, anyway?” Bruce
said, mainly to himself.
“It’s a long, weird story,” Alex said.
“Never mind then, I don’t care that much,” Bruce said.
“You’re in some mood today,” Alex said.
The two of them brought the statue into King Lemmy’s
house. Thankfully, the front door wasn’t
there, so they didn’t have to contend with getting it open. Once again, they received a hero’s welcome,
although it was on a much smaller scale than their previous arrival.
King Lemmy glanced up as the two of them, carrying the
statue, entered the great room he was sitting in and his face broke into an
enormous smile.
“You have returned my great great grandfather to me a second
time! I can not thank you enough!” King
Lemmy said.
Alex and Bruce set down the statue right there, and were
promptly crushed in an enormous bear hug from King Lemmy.
Harry walked into the room then. He appeared calm as always, but his demeanor
changed, almost imperceptibly, when he saw the statue next to Alex, Bruce and
King Lemmy.
“Now, Alex, you must tell me who was responsible for this,”
King Lemmy said.
Alex suddenly felt like he was being a snitch, but he also
felt like he couldn’t let King Lemmy remain ignorant. Also, somewhere in the back of his mind, he
was aware that all of his information had come from a dream, and might be just
a little inaccurate. He’d lucked into
more than one recovery before, the dream could just be a coincidence.
“Well,” Alex said, “At least in my dream, Harry was the one
responsible. Apparently, he overheard
you telling me you want me to be king and wanted to stop that from happening.”
King Lemmy’s expression darkened, and he turned to
Harry. Quaking with anger, he said, “Is
this true?”
Harry’s expression went from shock to guilt almost
instantly. He opened his mouth to speak,
but ultimately remained silent and simply nodded.
“Why would you do this?” King Lemmy said.
After a moment’s silence, Alex said, “According to my dream,
he wants to be president of the bank.”
Both King Lemmy and Harry looked at Alex in shock.
“But that is the job of the king!” King Lemmy said.
Harry looked like he’d really rather be elsewhere.
“Harry, your betrayal of my trust has wounded me deeply,”
King Lemmy said. “But apart from the
damage to my home, everything else seems to be unharmed and back to
normal. Therefore, as punishment, you
are receiving a demotion.”
“Huh?” said Alex, Bruce and Harry.
King Lemmy continued, “You will no longer be my butler and
valet, but shall instead be responsible for answering level one customer
service calls at the bank.”
Harry turned ghostly pale.
“Oof, that’s harsh,” Alex said.
“Now, get out of my home and report for duty at the
bank. There’s a script you’re going to
need to start studying,” King Lemmy said to Harry.
King Lemmy turned
back to Alex and Bruce. He was quiet for
a moment, and then said, “Alex, Harry’s betrayal has given me pause. Although you are indeed a great hero to
Walli-Wo, perhaps choosing the next king of Walli-Wo is not up to me after
all. And what’s more, I feel that being
a man of action such as you are, the monotony of ruling a small island might
cause you great unhappiness.”
“Really?” Alex said. Wow, getting out of being king ended up
being easier than expected, too, he thought.
“Makes sense to me.
It seems like the princess doesn’t like him all that much anyway,” Bruce
said.
Later, Alex and Bruce went to check over the Cessna. Miraculously, it had survived the storm just
fine, although it had been in a bamboo hangar before the storm and now, well,
it wasn’t.
Somewhere in the distance, they heard the sailors making
their way back to their boats.
“I’m going to tell everyone I know to stay away from
Walli-Wo!” Tammy said, loudly. “This
place in the pits!”
I bet everyone on the
island just gave a huge sigh of relief, Alex thought.
After Alex and Bruce had landed back in San Diego, they went
their separate ways. Alex took a
commercial flight back to Minneapolis the following day, and reveled in the comfort
of a plush seat and easy access to a flushing toilet, as well as the brevity of
the flight.
He got back to the office of Darcy Custom Brokers just
before midnight. Megan had already gone
home, and Mr. Darcy greeted Alex himself.
He led Alex back into his office, and took a seat behind his desk.
“Well, Mr. Minor, King Lemmy told me he was very grateful
for your help, and that you went above and beyond the call of duty. He also told me that you are his great
friend,” Mr. Darcy said.
“I’m glad to hear that,” Alex said.
Mr. Darcy took a thick envelope out of his desk and handed
it to Alex.
“Your payment for services rendered,” Mr. Darcy said. “Now then, how soon will you be ready for
your next assignment?”
The End!
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